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This man was arrested in Apollo Beach, Florida for attempting to strangle his wife and throwing her to the floor over an argument about drugs.

At the time of his arrest, Bradley Gellert was wearing a “I ♡ MY MARRIAGE” t-shirt.

Write a song about THAT, Alanis Morissette….

By the way, most of the things Alanis describes in the song are just unfortunate, and NOT ironic, circumstances.

Isn’t THAT ironic?! Don’t ya think…