Roostery Pokeys

Roostery Pokeys [roo-ster-ee poh-kees] -noun

1. the fleshy growth or crest on top of the head of gallinaceous birds, generally larger on males than on females; also known as a cockscomb.

2. the kind of trapezoidal, often abstract, but usually hi-larious, mindfuck language contortion that Adrienne routinely conjures up from her darling head to describe otherwise mundane items. In this case, a prominent feature on the head of a rooster that may, or may not be pokey, but certainly, is always roostery.

Origin: 2009; Adrienne’s genius mind; see rooster, poke