Breast Implants Aid In Solving Jasmine Fiore’s Murder Case

Surely by now you’ve heard of the murder/suicide involving former swimsuit model Jasmine Fiore and her VH1 reality show contestant husband, Ryan Alexander Jenkins. A certain gruesome detail of this crime is that in trying to conceal her identity and slow down the police investigation, Jenkins extracted Fiore’s teeth and removed all her fingers after murdering her. However, what Jenkins didn’t count on was this:

“Law enforcement sources have told CNN that Fiore was identified through the serial numbers on her breast implants.“

Who would’ve thunk it? I, for one, had no idea breast implants were traceable and/or had serial numbers. Maybe the cosmetic surgery industry should try inflating this as a selling point (no pun intended… kinda).