Marcy Playground Wants To Get Into Your Girlfriend’s Pants

Looking for a gift for your 90′s one-hit wonder obsessed girlfriend? Want to spend less than $15?

Well, look no more. Why not get her these “Sex And Candy Hot Pants” straight from the Marcy Playground website?

Guaranteed to make her feel like a single double cherry pie (or at the very least, like a disco superfly.)

Mama, this surely is a dream…